Well, after tons of searching, I've still not found confirmation that what I'm trying to do is impossible. I haven't been able to find a way to do it either, so I figured I'd ask.

I have a report that is a program for a show. Fairly simple, just a list of events, and performers in each event. The problem is that I would like to be able to print this out such that it could be folded into a booklet. so pages would look like [last/first] on one side, and [second/secondlast] on the other. And continuing on for as many pages as necessary. I can't believe that this isn't possible in some fashion. Any suggestions, even if it's "sorry, you're out of luck" would be highly appreciated. At then I could graciously admit defeat.